#Gravity Falls rp

[triangle-shop-owner]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WOW, OKAY, I'LL BE HONEST HERE, I KNEW SOME OF US BILLS WERE PATHETIC BUT THIS IS JUST BRINGING THE DEFINITION TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

I'M EMBARRASSED TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED THE SAME GUY AS YOU! I MEAN, WORKING FOR THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BEAT YOU UP? WHAT IS THIS, AMATEUR HOUR?

SO ANYWAY, HOW'S IT GOING, PAL? YOU ENJOYING BUTTERING UP THOSE FLESH-FILLED PUPPETS AND SWEEPING DUST OFF THE FLOOR?

⚠ @billcipher-rpblog ⚠

I WOULD SHOVE THIS BROOM UP YOUR [NOT S&P APPROVED] IF I COULD. I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS.

[matchmakerbillcipher]

MISSING SIXER!!

IF FOUND RETURN TO DIMENTION "$?#^%&#

REWARD : 9000 SOULS.

[one-sixer-please]

Mind if I borrow your lab?

- @askcaffeinatedstanfordpines

...Okay, why.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

HEY MY GLITTERY LAB RATS!!

Sooo, the truth serum was a hit! so much of a hit...

I'm doing a SECOND ROUND of the truth serum!

if you want to participate, let me know!! And remember, shhhh....this stays between us, ok?

[billcipher-rpblog]

[He laughs again and pulls the tape away from Ford's reach] WELL WELL WELL, SOMENOSE'S LOOKIGJN DESPERATEEE!~

*teleports Ford into the pit with Wet Cat Bill after handing him a post-it note saying "i hope you have fun in there"*

[Ford blinks, confused at the sudden teleportation. When he looks around, he notices he’s in pitch darkness, falling in place with Bill beside him]

Wh….

Again?!

@billcipher-rpblog

[triangle-shop-owner]

BOOK THINGY

GUYS MABEL GAVE ME A DIARY AND KEY TO WATCH OVER WHILE SHE DOES MORE TRUTH SERUM STUFF... ...DO I READ IT? I NEED OPINIONS.

[pythagoraswasahack]

Part 1 | Next

[ASKBOX OPEN]

[mabel-multiverse-explorer]

Ladies and gents!

⚠️This is very important⚠️

My poor Grunkle Ford is single and ready to mingle (he doesn't know I'm doing this!) together me and dipper have devised a plan to let one of you lucky strangers be his next sweetheart ❤️

Requirements!!!

- you have to be around his age which is like ancient! He's really old (62)

-you have to like old guys who only wear turtle necks! I have tried to get him to wear other things, he refuses I think he's hiding something!

-Do you like adventures? Well he does too! I hope you like near death experiences as much as I do!

-You have to like nerdy things! That's all he ever talks about and I can hardly understand half of what he's saying!

- you cannot be a drunk or sober Dorito that wears a top hat and bowtie! (You know who you are bill!) My gruncle would never stoop so low as to date a triangle! He has much higher standards

Lmk if you're interested in this wonderful old man!

Oh and don't mention his weird fingers on your date!!

[fidds-old-man-mcgucket]

I’m glad ya had a good time! Not too many o’ the kids here are into this sort o’ thing, it’s nice havin’ someone else around,

*Fidds gives Paz a small pat on the shoulder*

Well I’ll see ya same time tomorrow then! Have a nice night Paz,

*He leaves the Junkyard, controlling the wagon via a remote control as it trails behind him*

Mr. Mcgucket? Is that you? It's been awhile.

Ooc: For whenever you feel like it I'm in no rush lol hope you don't mind

- @pacificanorthwestisthebest

Oh! Hi there Pacifica, ya can just call me Fidds, y’know.

How’ve ya been?

[askdrunkbillcipher]

Ahem. I’ve considered the matter of sample size, and ultimately, comprehensive research requires adequate comparison.

Hence—if you would be amenable to one dissection, I would put a mediocre word in with your dimension’s Ford. Only half-complaints. Perhaps a neutral statement or two.

And, er. Perhaps don’t mention this to “my” Bill.

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

IM HEADED RIVHT OVER, GET YOIR KNIVEA READY

[mod note: hey followers! If you don’t want to see triangle dissection, now is the time to blacklist “triangle dissection”! If you’re new to tumblr and don’t know how and none of your friends do either, you go in General Settings, tap Filtering, tap the plus sign, and enter the words “triangle dissection”. This is likely going to get a little gory and disturbing, so please know you do have this as an option to avoid this. And if I have a moment of dumb and forget to tag one of these, please do let me know!]

[theauthor-of-the-journals]

Hey baby are you looking for a new muse? wink wink wink blink wink

Am I- no. Heavens no. I am not looking for anything similar to the relationship I had with Bill.

The internet has taught me that we had an extremely toxic relationship and I do not want to deal with that again.

And even if I were to agree, which I’m not, you sent in an anonymous ask which defeats the purpose.

What a minute…

This is Bill isn’t it? I fell for another one of your tricks but this time I caught it.

Very funny but no. I’m not sure who gave you a phone in the theraprism but I think it would be smart for them to take that away from you.

[one-sixer-please]

HEY SO D YA LIKE SIX AND SIX BETTER OR WARD SIX? NOT OLACIN MY BETS IN SIXTINI HERE. I CAN KEEO WIRKIN ON IT, IF YOU DONG LIJE ANY OF THISE - @askdrunkbillcipher

...Are you okay? I think all 3 of them are funny, but not muse-worthy.

[wellcome-to-chaos]

*zey nod in acknowledgment before starting to head off*

*wearing hawk handler gloves, holding out a feral child*

Could ya take them? Wet cat Bill is currently in the pit so he can't take care of them, might need these as well

*gives papa Ford some hawk handler gloves*

They're bitey and idk what Bill was teaching them

- 🦊

O-oh, uh...

*ford puts the gloves on and gingerly takes the child*

Sure. I suppose I can care for one more child. Although... this... won't be a permanent arrangement, will it? I'll have enough on my plate explaining Liam to my family. I'm not sure how I could possibly explain this child as well...

[mabels-scrapbooks]

projects...ooo...

soooo, dont tell anyone i told you but. Me and dipper are working on something. the truth telling teeth came out of the bottomless pit so...

thought i'd try something.

dipper's been doing some weird sciencey stuff and i've been melting things and adding glitter. we have the first prototype of Dip n' Mabe's (thats what we called our team (my idea >:3) Truth Telling Serum! if you would like to try it...let me know! we're testing it as we speak and would LOVE lab rats.

[billcipher-rpblog]

Bill, do you want to see my moth collection? I found three new moths! Gravity falls is certainly a fascinating place!

( @stanford--pines)

GO AHEAD!

[doritodemon13]

What’s it like in the Theraprism?

What can I say…

They forced wanted me to wear some stupid orange suit with my name on it. :(

(Orange isn't even my colour)

They also banned me from the only activity that I enjoyed.

(I only painted me torturing the pines family three times, and the other two were drawings of me killing Stanley)

So, I had to switch to group therapy circle…

Which means I'm sitting in a circle with a bunch of idiots.

(Note to self: get yourself banned from that and go to solo yoga)

That's why I started this Blog

(because the axolotl said it would help)

☝️I'm also doing this in my room when I'm bored

(It helps more than the stupid group therapy circle)

At least I have my stanford plush :)

(The only great thing here beside my blog)